You know you've made it when...

The writing is officially on the wall now kids. The Sneaky Dee's hipsterintelligencia have spoken - and the all-important, career-making bathroom wall review is not good. Apparently, we have failed miserably to impress the Dis-Core-Band panel of judges. Maybe a few more payoffs of coke would have been a good idea...? But no matter, it's too late now. Judgment has been cast. And it would appear that all of our dreams of drunken high fives from retro-bangers, message board kings, and thrashing blogger chicks over plates of king's crown nachos have been crushed.